Kiwi crackdown on the Colonel: Bust yields buckets of finger lickin’ good evidence

“Upon seeing the police car, the vehicle did a u-turn and sped off trying to evade police,” they said. “The vehicle was searched and police located the cash, alongside empty ounce bags and a large amount of takeaways.”

Police photos showed at least three buckets of chicken, about 10 cups of coleslaw, a large package of fries, and four large bags containing other KFC items.

They also seized NZ$100,000 (US$70,000; £51,000) in cash.

It is unclear whether the men intended to sell the food or if they hoped to use it as a distraction if they were to be pulled over.

The police are still investigating and at this point they aren’t sure if the $70,000 was money made from previous sales of contraband chicken or if it was part of some other criminal activity. Honestly, I hope this was their 4th or 5th run and they actually made the $70k selling plastic baggies of extra crispy chicken pieces by the ounce.

In any case, the two men aren’t being charged for having the cash at this point, only for violating the public health law. One person on Twitter noted that the cops laid out the evidence as if this were a major drug bust:

The best part of this story is the part that isn’t mentioned. What happened to all that chicken? Technically it’s evidence so it should have been bagged and tagged as evidence for a future trial. But I’m willing to bet the police didn’t weigh the buckets before they headed to the evidence lockup. Some of the officers working that night had greasy fingers after this bust. I don’t blame them a bit. I can smell it right through the screen.

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